Zero Japanese required

Phrases

What to say, how to say it and what to expect in the spots you will actually be in. Everything is written in English letters with a sounds-like line, so just read it out loud.

Every phrase has the Japanese written in English letters (romaji) and a sounds-like line. Read the sounds-like line out loud like normal English and you will be understood.

Vowels never change
a is ah, i is ee, u is oo, e is eh, o is oh. Say them the same way every time.
Every beat is even
Japanese has no stressed syllable. Say ko-n-ni-chi-wa flat, like counting. The sounds-like line shows the beats.
Long and double sounds
ou and oo are just a longer oh. ai sounds like eye and ei like ay. Double letters like tt and ss add a tiny stop: matte is mat-teh.
The R
A quick tap of the tongue, somewhere between R, L and D. Arigatou becomes ah-ree-gah-toh with that light tap.
Swallowed endings
desu and masu lose their last u. Say dess and mahss.
Close enough works
A smile, a small nod and sumimasen get you most of the way. People appreciate the try.

If you learn nothing else, learn these.

Good to know

  • Sumimasen gets anyone's attention: waiters, shop staff, strangers. It means excuse me, sorry and thank you all at once.
  • Add onegaishimasu to almost any request and it turns polite. Point at the thing and say kore, onegaishimasu.
  • A small nod or bow does the same job as words.
  • Excuse me / sorry / thanks

    Sumimasen

    Saysoo-mee-mah-sen

    すみません

  • Thank you very much

    Arigatou gozaimasu

    Sayah-ree-gah-toh go-zah-ee-mahss

    ありがとうございます

  • Please (when you ask for something)

    Onegaishimasu

    Sayoh-neh-guy-shee-mahss

    お願いします

  • This one, please

    Kore, onegaishimasu

    Saykoh-reh, oh-neh-guy-shee-mahss

    これお願いします

  • Yes

    Hai

    Sayhi (like the greeting)

    はい

  • No

    Iie

    Sayee-ee-eh

    いいえ

  • I'm fine / no thank you

    Daijoubu desu

    Saydye-joh-boo dess

    大丈夫です

  • I don't understand

    Wakarimasen

    Saywah-kah-ree-mah-sen

    わかりません

  • Do you speak English?

    Eigo wa hanasemasu ka

    Sayay-go wah hah-nah-seh-mahss kah

    英語は話せますか

  • Where is the toilet?

    Toire wa doko desu ka

    Saytoy-reh wah doh-koh dess kah

    トイレはどこですか

  • How much is it?

    Ikura desu ka

    Sayee-koo-rah dess kah

    いくらですか

  • Hello

    Konnichiwa

    Saykohn-nee-chee-wah

    こんにちは

  • Good morning

    Ohayou gozaimasu

    Sayoh-hah-yoh go-zah-ee-mahss

    おはようございます

  • Good evening

    Konbanwa

    Saykohm-bahn-wah

    こんばんは

  • See you later

    Mata ne

    Saymah-tah neh

    またね

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Landing, immigration and getting out of the airport.

Good to know

  • Fill in Visit Japan Web before you land and save the QR codes. Immigration and customs go much faster with them.
  • Officers at immigration speak English. Have your passport open and say sightseeing when they ask why you are visiting.
  • Both Tokyo airports have train links into the city. Google Maps will give you the route and the platform.
  • Save your hotel name and address in Japanese on your phone. Taxi drivers and staff can read it.
  • I'm here for sightseeing

    Kankou desu

    Saykahn-koh dess

    観光です

  • Where is the station?

    Eki wa doko desu ka

    Sayeh-kee wah doh-koh dess kah

    駅はどこですか

  • Where is the taxi stand?

    Takushii noriba wa doko desu ka

    Saytahk-shee noh-ree-bah wah doh-koh dess kah

    タクシー乗り場はどこですか

  • Is there Wi-Fi?

    Wai-fai wa arimasu ka

    Saywhy-fye wah ah-ree-mahss kah

    Wi-Fiはありますか

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The thing you will do most. Google Maps does the heavy lifting, these cover the rest.

Good to know

  • Tap your IC card (Suica, Pasmo or ICOCA) on the gate when you go in and again when you come out.
  • Trains are listed by their last stop, so check the direction in Google Maps before you board.
  • Station exits are numbered. Pick the exit number in Maps and you will skip ten minutes of wandering.
  • On the Shinkansen, a reserved seat (shiteiseki) costs a bit more but guarantees a spot. Non-reserved (jiyuuseki) is first come, first served.
  • Keep calls and loud talking off the train. Last trains run around midnight.
  • Which platform for Osaka?

    Oosaka-yuki wa nan-ban-sen desu ka

    Sayoh-sah-kah-yoo-kee wah nahn-bahn-sen dess kah

    大阪行きは何番線ですか

  • Does this train go to Kyoto?

    Kono densha wa Kyouto ni ikimasu ka

    Saykoh-noh den-shah wah kyoh-toh nee ee-kee-mahss kah

    この電車は京都に行きますか

  • One ticket to Kyoto, please

    Kyouto made ichi-mai onegaishimasu

    Saykyoh-toh mah-deh ee-chee-my oh-neh-guy-shee-mahss

    京都まで一枚お願いします

  • A reserved seat, please

    Shiteiseki o onegaishimasu

    Sayshee-teh-ee-seh-kee oh oh-neh-guy-shee-mahss

    指定席をお願いします

  • Which exit?

    Dono deguchi desu ka

    Saydoh-noh deh-goo-chee dess kah

    どの出口ですか

  • Is this seat taken?

    Koko wa aite imasu ka

    Saykoh-koh wah ah-ee-teh ee-mahss kah

    ここは空いていますか

  • I want to go to Shibuya

    Shibuya ni ikitai desu

    Sayshee-boo-yah nee ee-kee-tah-ee dess

    渋谷に行きたいです

What you might hear

Tsugi wa ...tsoo-gee wah
The next stop is ...
Norikaenoh-ree-kah-eh
Transfer. Follow this sign to change lines.
Deguchideh-goo-chee
Exit
Iriguchiee-ree-goo-chee
Entrance
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Ordering, drinking and paying without a menu you can read.

Good to know

  • Staff shout irasshaimase (welcome) when you walk in. You do not need to answer. A nod is plenty.
  • Ramen and many casual spots use a ticket machine by the door. Pay first, take the ticket and hand it to the staff. Look for photo buttons, or ask for a recommendation.
  • You get a wet towel (oshibori) for your hands, and water is free.
  • There is no tipping. Pay at the register on your way out, and do not wait at the table for a bill.
  • Izakaya (pub-style places) often add a small table charge called otoshi, which comes with a little appetizer. That is normal.
  • Say itadakimasu before you eat and gochisousama deshita when you leave. Staff light up when you do.
  • Never stick chopsticks upright in rice, and do not pass food from chopsticks to chopsticks.
  • Three people

    San-nin desu

    Saysahn-neen dess

    三人です

  • Menu, please

    Menyuu o onegaishimasu

    Saymeh-nyoo oh oh-neh-guy-shee-mahss

    メニューをお願いします

  • Do you have an English menu?

    Eigo no menyuu wa arimasu ka

    Sayay-go noh meh-nyoo wah ah-ree-mahss kah

    英語のメニューはありますか

  • What do you recommend?

    Osusume wa nan desu ka

    Sayoh-soo-soo-meh wah nahn dess kah

    おすすめは何ですか

  • Water, please

    Omizu o kudasai

    Sayoh-mee-zoo oh koo-dah-sigh

    お水をください

  • Is this spicy?

    Kore wa karai desu ka

    Saykoh-reh wah kah-rye dess kah

    これは辛いですか

  • I have an allergy

    Arerugii ga arimasu

    Sayah-reh-roo-gee gah ah-ree-mahss

    アレルギーがあります

  • Beer, please

    Biiru o onegaishimasu

    Saybee-roo oh oh-neh-guy-shee-mahss

    ビールをお願いします

  • One more, please

    Mou hitotsu onegaishimasu

    Saymoh hee-toh-tsoo oh-neh-guy-shee-mahss

    もう一つお願いします

  • Cheers!

    Kanpai

    Saykahm-pie

    乾杯

  • Delicious!

    Oishii

    Sayoh-ee-shee

    おいしい

  • The bill, please

    Okaikei o onegaishimasu

    Sayoh-kye-keh oh oh-neh-guy-shee-mahss

    お会計をお願いします

  • Can I pay by card?

    Kaado wa tsukaemasu ka

    Saykah-doh wah tsoo-kah-eh-mahss kah

    カードは使えますか

  • Said before you eat

    Itadakimasu

    Sayee-tah-dah-kee-mahss

    いただきます

  • Said when you finish and leave

    Gochisousama deshita

    Saygoh-chee-soh-sah-mah desh-tah

    ごちそうさまでした

What you might hear

Irasshaimaseee-rahsh-shy-mah-seh
Welcome!
Nan-mei-sama desu kanahn-may-sah-mah dess kah
How many people? Hold up fingers.
Kochira e douzokoh-chee-rah eh doh-zoh
This way, please.
Go-chuumon wagoh-choo-mohn wah
What would you like to order?
Omatase shimashitaoh-mah-tah-seh shee-mah-shta
Sorry to keep you waiting. Your food is here.
Arigatou gozaimashitaah-ree-gah-toh go-zah-ee-mah-shta
Thank you. Said as you leave.
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Konbini are 7-Eleven, Lawson and FamilyMart. You will live in them.

Good to know

  • Put your money on the little tray at the register instead of handing it over. Your change comes back the same way.
  • Staff ask a few quick questions at checkout. The easy answers are hai (yes) or daijoubu desu (I'm fine, no thanks).
  • For tax-free shopping, bring your passport. Tourist tax rules are changing, so ask at the register.
  • In many areas people do not eat while walking. Eat next to the shop or in a konbini eat-in corner.
  • Just looking

    Miteiru dake desu

    Saymee-teh-ee-roo dah-keh dess

    見ているだけです

  • I'll take this

    Kore o kudasai

    Saykoh-reh oh koo-dah-sigh

    これをください

  • Can I try this on?

    Shichaku shite mo ii desu ka

    Sayshee-chah-koo sheh-teh moh ee dess kah

    試着してもいいですか

  • Do you have a bigger size?

    Motto ookii saizu wa arimasu ka

    Saymoht-toh oh-oh-kee sigh-zoo wah ah-ree-mahss kah

    もっと大きいサイズはありますか

  • Do you have a smaller size?

    Motto chiisai saizu wa arimasu ka

    Saymoht-toh chee-sigh sigh-zoo wah ah-ree-mahss kah

    もっと小さいサイズはありますか

  • Can I get tax free?

    Menzei dekimasu ka

    Saymen-zay deh-kee-mahss kah

    免税できますか

  • No bag, thanks

    Fukuro wa daijoubu desu

    Sayfoo-koo-roh wah dye-joh-boo dess

    袋は大丈夫です

  • A bag, please

    Fukuro o kudasai

    Sayfoo-koo-roh oh koo-dah-sigh

    袋をください

  • Please heat this up

    Atatamete kudasai

    Sayah-tah-tah-meh-teh koo-dah-sigh

    温めてください

  • Chopsticks, please

    Ohashi o kudasai

    Sayoh-hah-shee oh koo-dah-sigh

    お箸をください

What you might hear

Fukuro wa irimasu kafoo-koo-roh wah ee-ree-mahss kah
Do you need a bag?
Atatamemasu kaah-tah-tah-meh-mahss kah
Should I heat it up?
Pointo kaado wa omochi desu kapoh-een-toh kah-doh wah oh-moh-chee dess kah
Do you have a point card? Just say daijoubu desu.
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For Vinyl Day on Nov 1.

Good to know

  • Some shops want larger bags left at the front or in a locker. Follow the signs or ask the staff.
  • Used records are chuuko. Condition is usually graded carefully and written on a sticker or the price tag.
  • Look for the obi, the paper strip across the spine of a Japanese pressing. Obi tsuki means the obi is included, and collectors pay more for it.
  • Handle sleeves gently and put records back where you found them. Ask before you open anything sealed.
  • Listening stations are common, so you can often hear a record before you buy it.
  • Do you have this record?

    Kono rekoodo wa arimasu ka

    Saykoh-noh reh-koh-doh wah ah-ree-mahss kah

    このレコードはありますか

  • Do you have it on vinyl?

    Anarogu wa arimasu ka

    Sayah-nah-roh-goo wah ah-ree-mahss kah

    アナログはありますか

  • Is there a used copy?

    Chuuko wa arimasu ka

    Saychoo-koh wah ah-ree-mahss kah

    中古はありますか

  • Is there a Japanese pressing?

    Nihon-ban wa arimasu ka

    Saynee-hohn-bahn wah ah-ree-mahss kah

    日本盤はありますか

  • Does it have the obi?

    Obi wa tsuite imasu ka

    Sayoh-bee wah tsoo-ee-teh ee-mahss kah

    帯は付いていますか

  • What's the condition?

    Joutai wa dou desu ka

    Sayjoh-tie wah doh dess kah

    状態はどうですか

  • Can I listen to this?

    Kiite mo ii desu ka

    Saykee-teh moh ee dess kah

    聴いてもいいですか

  • Where is the jazz section?

    Jazu no koonaa wa doko desu ka

    Sayjah-zoo noh koh-nah wah doh-koh dess kah

    ジャズのコーナーはどこですか

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Halloween night, mostly.

Good to know

  • Karaoke boxes rent private rooms by the hour. At the desk you pick a time plan and a drink plan.
  • Free time plans (furii taimu) give you a fixed window for one price, which is often a good deal late at night.
  • Most machines have an English menu and plenty of English songs. A tablet or remote lets you queue tracks.
  • The room phone rings shortly before your time is up. Say enchou onegaishimasu if you want to extend.
  • Tiny bars can charge a cover or seat fee. A sign with a price by the door is usually that.
  • Last trains finish around midnight. Karaoke and late-night ramen are the classic way to wait for the first train.
  • Karaoke for three, please

    Karaoke san-nin onegaishimasu

    Saykah-rah-oh-keh sahn-neen oh-neh-guy-shee-mahss

    カラオケ三人お願いします

  • How much per hour?

    Ichi-jikan ikura desu ka

    Sayee-chee-jee-kahn ee-koo-rah dess kah

    一時間いくらですか

  • A free time plan, please

    Furii taimu o onegaishimasu

    Sayfoo-ree tie-moo oh oh-neh-guy-shee-mahss

    フリータイムをお願いします

  • All you can drink

    Nomihoudai

    Saynoh-mee-hoh-dye

    飲み放題

  • Extend, please

    Enchou onegaishimasu

    Sayehn-choh oh-neh-guy-shee-mahss

    延長お願いします

  • Great song!

    Ii uta!

    Sayee oo-tah

    いい歌

  • Let's sing together

    Issho ni utaou

    Sayees-shoh nee oo-tah-oh

    一緒に歌おう

  • I'm drunk

    Yopparaimashita

    Sayyohp-pah-rye-mah-shta

    酔っ払いました

  • Let's go get ramen

    Raamen o tabe ni ikou

    Sayrah-men oh tah-beh nee ee-koh

    ラーメンを食べに行こう

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Check-in, bags and getting home late.

Good to know

  • Taxi back doors open and close by themselves. Do not pull them.
  • Show the driver the address on your phone in Japanese. Most taxis take cards, but carry some cash.
  • There is no tipping for taxis or hotel staff.
  • Hotels will hold your bags before check-in and after check-out. Ask at the front desk.
  • You can ship bags to your next hotel with a courier service called takkyubin. Ask the front desk, and use it for the Tokyo to Osaka move.
  • I have a reservation

    Yoyaku shite imasu

    Sayyoh-yah-koo sheh-teh ee-mahss

    予約しています

  • Check in, please

    Chekku-in o onegaishimasu

    Saychek-koo-een oh oh-neh-guy-shee-mahss

    チェックインをお願いします

  • Can I leave my bags here?

    Nimotsu o azukete mo ii desu ka

    Saynee-moh-tsoo oh ah-zoo-keh-teh moh ee dess kah

    荷物を預けてもいいですか

  • Can you ship this to Osaka?

    Kore o Oosaka made okuremasu ka

    Saykoh-reh oh oh-sah-kah mah-deh oh-koo-reh-mahss kah

    これを大阪まで送れますか

  • What is the Wi-Fi password?

    Wai-fai no pasuwaado wa nan desu ka

    Saywhy-fye noh pah-soo-wah-doh wah nahn dess kah

    Wi-Fiのパスワードは何ですか

  • To this address, please (taxi)

    Kono juusho made onegaishimasu

    Saykoh-noh joo-shoh mah-deh oh-neh-guy-shee-mahss

    この住所までお願いします

  • Please stop here

    Koko de tomete kudasai

    Saykoh-koh deh toh-meh-teh koo-dah-sigh

    ここで止めてください

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Mostly etiquette, plus a few useful lines.

Good to know

  • Shrines (jinja) have red torii gates. Bow once before you walk through and keep to the side of the path, because the center is for the gods.
  • At a shrine: bow twice, clap twice, make your wish silently, then bow once. At a temple (tera), skip the claps and just press your palms together quietly.
  • Watch what people ahead of you do at the water basin and copy them.
  • Photo rules are posted at the gate, and some inner halls do not allow photos.
  • Take your shoes off where you see a raised step or a rack of shoes.
  • A goshuin is a hand-written stamp you can collect at shrines and temples. The booklet makes a great souvenir.
  • May I take a photo?

    Shashin o totte mo ii desu ka

    Sayshah-sheen oh tote-teh moh ee dess kah

    写真を撮ってもいいですか

  • A goshuin stamp, please

    Goshuin o onegaishimasu

    Saygoh-shoo-een oh oh-neh-guy-shee-mahss

    御朱印をお願いします

  • How much is entry?

    Nyuujouryou wa ikura desu ka

    Saynyoo-joh-ryoh wah ee-koo-rah dess kah

    入場料はいくらですか

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Hopefully unused. Worth knowing anyway.

Good to know

  • Police are 110 and fire or ambulance are 119. Both are free to call from any phone.
  • Look for a koban, a small neighborhood police box. They help with directions, lost items and emergencies.
  • Lost items often get handed in. Ask at the nearest station, shop or koban.
  • Pharmacies are yakkyoku, and drugstore chains are everywhere.
  • Keep your hotel address in Japanese saved on your phone, including offline.
  • Help!

    Tasukete!

    Saytah-soo-keh-teh

    助けて

  • I'm lost

    Michi ni mayoimashita

    Saymee-chee nee mah-yoh-ee-mah-shta

    道に迷いました

  • Where is the koban (police box)?

    Koban wa doko desu ka

    Saykoh-bahn wah doh-koh dess kah

    交番はどこですか

  • I lost my wallet

    Saifu o nakushimashita

    Saysigh-foo oh nah-koo-shee-mah-shta

    財布をなくしました

  • I lost my phone

    Sumaho o nakushimashita

    Saysoo-mah-hoh oh nah-koo-shee-mah-shta

    スマホをなくしました

  • I lost my passport

    Pasupooto o nakushimashita

    Saypah-soo-poh-toh oh nah-koo-shee-mah-shta

    パスポートをなくしました

  • Please call an ambulance

    Kyuukyuusha o yonde kudasai

    Saykyoo-kyoo-shah oh yohn-deh koo-dah-sigh

    救急車を呼んでください

  • Please call the police

    Keisatsu o yonde kudasai

    Saykay-sah-tsoo oh yohn-deh koo-dah-sigh

    警察を呼んでください

  • I feel sick

    Kibun ga warui desu

    Saykee-boon gah wah-roo-ee dess

    気分が悪いです

  • I need a doctor

    Isha ga hitsuyou desu

    Sayee-shah gah hee-tsoo-yoh dess

    医者が必要です

  • Where is a pharmacy?

    Yakkyoku wa doko desu ka

    Sayyahk-kyoh-koo wah doh-koh dess kah

    薬局はどこですか

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Kansai speaks a looser, funnier accent. Say one of these and watch people grin.

Good to know

  • Everyday phrases from the other sections work fine in Osaka, Kyoto and Nara too.
  • These are casual and friendly. Use them with a smile, not with a formal clerk.
  • Thank you (Osaka style)

    Ookini

    Sayoh-oh-kee-nee

    おおきに

  • Really?

    Honma?

    Sayhohn-mah

    ほんま

  • Super delicious!

    Meccha oishii!

    Saymehk-chah oh-ee-shee

    めっちゃおいしい

  • No good / no way

    Akan

    Sayah-kahn

    あかん

  • What the heck?! (the classic Osaka comeback)

    Nande ya nen!

    Saynahn-deh yah nen

    なんでやねん

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Meeting people and being a good guest.

Good to know

  • Compliments land well. Short and sincere beats long and perfect.
  • Nice to meet you

    Hajimemashite

    Sayhah-jee-meh-mah-shteh

    はじめまして

  • Awesome!

    Sugoi!

    Saysoo-goy

    すごい

  • Cool!

    Kakkoii!

    Saykahk-koh-ee

    かっこいい

  • Cute!

    Kawaii!

    Saykah-wah-ee

    かわいい

  • That was fun!

    Tanoshikatta!

    Saytah-noh-shee-kaht-tah

    楽しかった

  • Can we take a photo together?

    Issho ni shashin o totte mo ii desu ka

    Sayees-shoh nee shah-sheen oh tote-teh moh ee dess kah

    一緒に写真を撮ってもいいですか

  • I love Japan

    Nihon ga daisuki desu

    Saynee-hohn gah dye-skee dess

    日本が大好きです

  • Let's go!

    Ikou!

    Sayee-koh

    行こう

  • Thanks for everything

    Iroiro arigatou gozaimashita

    Sayee-roh-ee-roh ah-ree-gah-toh go-zah-ee-mah-shta

    いろいろありがとうございました

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NumberRomajiSayJapanese
1ichiee-chee一
2ninee二
3sansahn三
4yonyohn四
5gogoh五
6rokuroh-koo六
7nananah-nah七
8hachihah-chee八
9kyuukyoo九
10juujoo十
100hyakuhyah-koo百
1,000sensen千
10,000ichi-manee-chee-mahn一万
  • Add en (yen) after a price. Sen-en is 1,000 yen and ichi-man-en is 10,000 yen.
  • People are counted differently: hitori is one person, futari is two, san-nin is three and yo-nin is four.
  • You can always hold up fingers or point at a price on a screen or menu.
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